Ok. We've all been there. You are half way through your kitesurfing lesson when you crash the kite and start getting dragged through the water by a seemingly unrelaunchable and somewhat glorified (and giant) version of Mary poppins' magic umbrella. Pull, push, hefty gust or slight breeze... The kite just doesn't seem to be able to lift off the water. Valuable time slips by... And the most frustrating thing? Your instructor does it first time every time! So, don't worry. All that tells you is that with a bit of practice this is as easy as apple pie! Alas, let's put a stop to this once and for all...